{ Monthly Archives }
January 2010
Conan
“To all the people watching, I can never ever thank you enough for your kindness to me and I’ll think about it for the rest of my life. All I ask of you is one thing: please don’t be cynical. I hate cynicism. For the record, it’s my least favorite quality, and it doesn’t lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they would get, but if you work hard and you’re kind, I’m telling you, amazing things will happen.”
-Conan O’Brien
When he says this. Especially when his voice quivers during that first sentence. It kills me.
Go watch the last episode here or just skip to about 31 minutes in to see the entire final sign-off.
Night
This is a monologue I wrote about what I do/did at night. Pretty regularly. It’s in reference to the “Middle of the Night” episode of This American Life. It’s pretty self-involved… as most monologues should be.
Certain names have been changed. Hope no one is offended.
The night begins with coffee. It is a ritual that I started years ago, back in undergrad. Back then, we hardly slept. About one hour after dinner, when I finally worked up the strength to be productive, there was a ritual that surrounded myself and the coffee pot in my room:

